so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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