There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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