3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
