On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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