Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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