everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm really busy with my period
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