I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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