Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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