ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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