Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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