I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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