I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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