i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I smell like Dick and happiness
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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