your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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