Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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