Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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