Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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