I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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