Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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