Just fell off a train. Bad.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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