worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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