porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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