This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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