this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
