three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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