Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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