But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just blew my weed a kiss
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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