If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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