How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
