Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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