About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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