Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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