sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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