I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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