"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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