Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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