Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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