so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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