i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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