Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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