That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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