what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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