There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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