my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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