That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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