This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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