She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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