so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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