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i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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