I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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