dude i'm inner monologue high
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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