All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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