We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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