i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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