do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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