in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
